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Candles That Tickle Your Funny Bone
Your questions answered with a sprinkle of humor, quickly and easily.
If you have a question that isn’t answered here, please fill out the form on our Contact Us page and we will get back to you as soon as possible!
Why are your candles a little more expensive?
Because we’re not in the business of selling sad, cheap candles that burn out faster than your motivation on a Monday morning! We design each one with love, use high-quality materials, and follow strict safety standards—so you get a safe, long-lasting, and amazing-smelling candle (with a side of laughs).
How long does shipping take?
Great question! Our candles ship fast—typically arriving in 3-6 days depending on your location, because waiting forever for a candle is just cruel. If there is a delay for any reason we will contact you immediately.
Do you accept returns?
Nope! Our candles are commitment material. But if something arrives damaged, let us know, and we’ll make it right—because we’re funny, not evil.
Can I request a custom candle?
Sure! If you have a hilarious idea, head over to our contact us page and fill out the form to send it our way. We will be in touch within 2 business days via email to get your candle in the works!
How long do your candles burn?
Long enough to question all your life choices (about 40-50 hours, give or take).